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They are windows into other people's lives and many make for compulsive reading. The first newspaper personal started appearing in the 19th Century and many magazines have had thriving columns for decades.
Today, lonely hearts are big business. Agencies that run small sections make fortunes by using premium rate phone lines and helping lxdy to formulate adverts. By asking a couple of choice questions an agency is able to create a brief statement about Single wife want sex tonight Cleveland Ohio that is then used to make your small ad.
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